Sports Transfer News Generator
Deadline-day graphics for your five-a-side signing. Here we go.
Transfer news has its own visual language: the rolling cable layout, the ticker that never stops, the LIVE badge over a car park outside a training ground, a headline that says 'HERE WE GO' and means everything. Breaking News Maker speaks it fluently. The BNN 24/7 style is the one for this — floating tabs, the station logotype and timestamp sitting in the headline bar, a light crawl with a show box — the exact furniture of a channel that has been covering the same medical for nine hours.
Point all that machinery at news that could not matter less and you have the genre: 'BREAKING: Dave agrees personal terms with Sunday league side, medical scheduled for after work'. Fantasy-league trades announced with a sting and a crawl. Your mate's move to a rival five-a-side team covered as a betrayal. It works for US sports trades too — 'sources say' culture translates perfectly to your office fantasy football league. The ticker carries the saga: the fee (an undisclosed number of beers), the agent's cut, the rival club's statement.
What you get
The rolling-news layout
BNN 24/7's floating tabs, in-bar logotype and timestamp, and light crawl with a show box — the look of a channel on hour nine of a developing saga.
Saga on the crawl
The ticker is transfer news's native habitat: fee, contract length, rival bids and 'more to follow' all scroll under the headline on a loop.
The announcement photo
Your mate holding a scarf, the fantasy-league logo, the training-ground car park — any photo backdrop sells the signing. A video clip works too.
Deadline-day sound
The synthesized sting opens the bulletin with proper deadline-day urgency; upload your own audio if the group chat has a theme song.
Built for the group chat
1:1 and 9:16 for the chat and stories, 16:9 for the full rolling-coverage look — a 60fps MP4 with sound, exported in moments.
How it works
- 1
Write it in transfer-speak
The dialect is the joke: 'agreement in principle', 'personal terms', 'subject to medical', 'here we go'. Apply to the least consequential move you know.
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Run the saga in the ticker
Fee, add-ons, a rival's hijack attempt, the agent flying in — stack the crawl like it's been developing all week.
- 3
Export before the window shuts
Sign in with Google, download the MP4 and time the group-chat drop for maximum chaos.
Frequently asked questions
Can I announce a real player's transfer?
The tool can't stop you writing any headline, but fake news about real players spreads as misinformation, not comedy — it's the one genre of transfer content the internet doesn't need more of. The format is funniest aimed at your own leagues: fantasy, Sunday league, office five-a-side.
Does it work for NBA/NFL-style trade news?
Completely — the 'sources say' trade-breaking format is the same genre. 'BREAKING: League sources confirm three-team deal sends Greg's kicker to last place' works exactly like a deadline-day scoop.
Why doesn't it use a real sports channel's look?
The stations are original parodies of broadcast genres — the cable layout reads as 'transfer news' instantly without borrowing any real network's branding, which keeps your videos clearly in parody territory.
Is it free?
Free to start with a Google account; free exports carry a small watermark. See the pricing page for current plans.
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Try it now — free to start
Open the editor, type your first headline and watch the bulletin animate instantly — then sign in to export.
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